lobsterchick's Diaryland Diary
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Early Overstock Warehouse This Week
It's been a long week, I've been little other than enraged and insanely busy (... I know! Is this Sandy writing?), and I know all anyone wants to do is sit at their computers with their credit cards and trauma-spend (after visiting The Red Cross, of course; you know you're going to want what I'm about to show you, but priorities: People need to rebuild their lives more than you need to get the dirt out of your carpet). That said, on with (an early edition of the) the
This week's product is CARPET HITLER, eradicating the impure filth that is dirt from the face of your carpet.
The moustache at the front sweeps dirt into the path of CARPET HITLER, while the swastika on the side tells you that it means business. As you watch it zip around the room with startling German efficiency, you'll be prompted to say "Heil Robot!"
9:17 PM - 07 September 2005
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