lobsterchick's Diaryland Diary

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05 June 2006 - Commencement Address
03 June 2006 - Grief
15 February 2006 - On to Extraordinary
13 February 2006 - That's Right, Jay Leno
13 February 2006 - My Own Personal Olympic Medal
10 February 2006 - That's Right, I'm Live-Blogging the OLYMPICS
06 February 2006 - Cordless Drills: Super Cheap at Target
04 February 2006 - Where's the Garden Claw?
02 February 2006 - Meatesque
24 January 2006 - Names I Hope Flavor Flav Gives to Future Women on His VH1 Show Flavor of Love, Barring the Possibility that He Meets His One True Love This Season*
22 January 2006 - Faire du Shopping
21 January 2006 - Brace Yourself
19 January 2006 - Radio Radio
16 January 2006 - Success!
13 January 2006 - Piper Down!
11 January 2006 - Welcome Welcome Welcome Interstate Interstate Interstate Managers Managers Managers
09 January 2006 - Pick Me! Pick Me!
07 January 2006 - Recidivist
04 January 2006 - Resolved:
30 December 2005 - A Cry for Help
28 December 2005 - Yo I'm a Leada, No I'm Not a Followa
28 December 2005 - I Am Neither Hip Nor Cool
26 December 2005 - Merry Fucking Christmas!
24 December 2005 - Poor Little Erica
24 December 2005 - And His Dad Has No Clue
22 December 2005 - Just Another Writer Still Trapped Within My Truth
16 December 2005 - Woe to Thee, Oh Crafton
12 December 2005 - Sparkle Season
11 December 2005 - As the French Call it, Pacte de Suicide
05 December 2005 - Netflixation
03 December 2005 - The Only Italian I Know is \"Giallo\" and \"Rosso,\" Which Could Be Helpful In a Medical Exam
30 November 2005 - WHILE Shopping for Chocolate Covered HEELS
25 November 2005 - Casual Friday
23 November 2005 - Open Letter to the Chick from Black Eyed Peas
17 November 2005 - New Girl In the Neighborhood
15 November 2005 - The Bitch is Back
07 November 2005 - All Growed Up
04 November 2005 - Just So's You Know
02 November 2005 - A Frightfully Hilarious Story
29 October 2005 - One Night Dry
27 October 2005 - This is the Birthday that Never Ends
22 October 2005 - Hotstrato, You Mean!
17 October 2005 - Notes to Self
11 October 2005 - Hyappy Byirthday!
07 October 2005 - Birthday Presents So Far (In Order of Receipt)
06 October 2005 - What Best Friends Do Not Do
04 October 2005 - OPEN LETTER TO EVERYONE LIVING IN THE CENTRAL WEST END AND OWNING A DOG
02 October 2005 - Why This Diary Suddenly Sucks (Ahahaha)
29 September 2005 - A Sentence I May or May Not Have Said to Jamie on the Phone Today
26 September 2005 - Overstock Warehouse
19 September 2005 - I Just Don't Want To Embarrass Myself on National News, That's All
18 September 2005 - Confidential to My Stalker
16 September 2005 - Overstock Warehouse
15 September 2005 - I'm Not Telling You Who It Is
12 September 2005 - Missouri! Knows How to Party!
07 September 2005 - Early Overstock Warehouse This Week
05 September 2005 - Newsflash: I'm Fuming
04 September 2005 - I Fail
03 September 2005 - Yeah, $3 Gas is Really Killing You
02 September 2005 - Sandy's Overstock Warehouse Grand Opening
01 September 2005 - You Are Headed Straight for Hell Upon the Moment This Planet is Relieved of Your Presence.
31 August 2005 - Chicken Babies
28 August 2005 - Suh-Suh-Suh-Suth-Samantha Fox!
24 August 2005 - Stepping Up and Thinking Outside the Box
22 August 2005 - Feel Me When I Bring It
19 August 2005 - Gimme A Break, I Sure Deserve It
18 August 2005 - Grizzly Man
16 August 2005 - Note To Self:
15 August 2005 - Ooooooh!
14 August 2005 - Miss Information
12 August 2005 - Fuck the President, Fuck Gas
12 August 2005 - Newsflash from DS
09 August 2005 - The Terror of Knowing What This World Is About
08 August 2005 - How to Get the Attention of Any Guy Within a 5-Mile Radius, As Long As He Isn't Related To You
08 August 2005 - Fade Out
06 August 2005 - The Culture of Me
05 August 2005 - Matt C.
04 August 2005 - Just So's You Know
01 August 2005 - Don't Walk Away
31 July 2005 - What Might Have Been on Saturday Night
28 July 2005 - Poop!
27 July 2005 - My New Favorite Website
27 July 2005 - Grounded.
26 July 2005 - Come Fly With Me
26 July 2005 - It's The Little Things
25 July 2005 - And I'll Be The Queen!
25 July 2005 - Hot Child in the City
24 July 2005 - Picture Book
24 July 2005 - You Have All Let Me Down
22 July 2005 - Drah-Ma!
21 July 2005 - You Pay For It, You Better Check It
20 July 2005 - Excellent Grammar Gets Me Hot
20 July 2005 - It's Hump Day!
20 July 2005 - Pamie.com Alert! Like She Needs Me Plugging Her
19 July 2005 - The Few, The Ashamed, The Idiots
19 July 2005 - Eek!
17 July 2005 - I Can See That It's Winter And Nobody's Home
17 July 2005 - Speck of Sand on a Beach
16 July 2005 - Blanche Devereaux? Is That You?
16 July 2005 - Flickr Badge
14 July 2005 - Bare? Look Up the Word \"Kabuki\"
14 July 2005 - Alternate Proposal for the Basis of a Non-Agrarian Economy
13 July 2005 - My Psychiatrist Is A Cock-Sucking Whore
12 July 2005 - Killer Queen
12 July 2005 - Freaked Out!
12 July 2005 - Nerdier Than the Librarian
11 July 2005 - Bobby Brown's Celebrity Playlist
11 July 2005 - An Open Letter to the Folks at Veet
10 July 2005 - And This Is Why I Needed To Do Blog Style
07 July 2005 - London
07 July 2005 - News Flash: Iraqis Are Not Terrorists
06 July 2005 - Rargh
04 July 2005 - Caution! War of the Worlds Spoilers!
02 July 2005 - Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Embarrassment
30 June 2005 - Freak Out '05
28 June 2005 - Lethargy
25 June 2005 - And I Know You'll Be Shocked to Find Out That There Were No Legal Papers Waiting For Me
16 June 2005 - Bye!
11 June 2005 - Destination Un-know-in
06 June 2005 - He's A Witch!
28 May 2005 - A Short Phone Conversation
27 May 2005 - Dipshit
27 May 2005 - GAHNSOMNIA!
26 May 2005 - Ugghhhhhhhhhhhhh
25 May 2005 - How Come No One Is Looking For A Uterus Donor?
24 May 2005 - How DO I Burn a DVD?
24 May 2005 - Fantastorexic!
22 May 2005 - Is It Just Me, Or...
21 May 2005 - What Do You Think Your Belt Meant?
21 May 2005 - Guilt Trip, Leaving Now
18 May 2005 - Duped by a 2-Year-Old
15 May 2005 - An Open Letter to the Pills I Am On For The Next 5 Days
13 May 2005 - Reproductive Sideshow
11 May 2005 - It's Like A Dance-Off, But For Unfamous Fatsos!
10 May 2005 - My Ongoing Saga of DSL
08 May 2005 - Vest Embarrassment
08 May 2005 - Happy Mothers Day
08 May 2005 - 2004 Entries
07 May 2005 - Organ Donors Have Complications Because They're Pussies
04 May 2005 - I'll Give Ya Crazy, But Not SUPER Crazy
04 May 2005 - No Kidney For You!
02 May 2005 - Chicago, I.L.