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Catching Up on Some Correspondence

Dear Disney:
Y'all look like a bunch of scared pissy-pants assholes. "Offend some viewers" my ass. People don't go to Michael Moore films having no clue what to expect. Crawl out from behind Bush's apron and have some damn courage.
Signed,
Sandy

Dear Kodak,
What's the dilly, yo? How come I put all my pictures in folders, and put them on your website as albums, and then I get them back as a mishmash jumble of photos on three CDs? Huh? What's happening there?
Just askin',
Sandy

Dear President Bush,
Ha ha ha haha. Good luck with spin control on this one. My boy Kerry just has to sit tight on this.
Loving it,
Sandy

Dear NBC,
Where's all the Friends hype? Your number one show, a Thursday-night staple for the last 10 years, doesn't even get an hour-long clip show, let alone a laborious two-hour Katie-and-Matt-stravaganza? Way to drop the ball.
Incensed,
Sandy

12:34 AM - 06 May 2004

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