lobsterchick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Madison, Why Can't You Read? Mom, to Child: (Blinks exaggeratedly, shouts) Madison? (blink blink) WHAT do you WANT? Child: Apple juice! Mom: THEY don't HAVE apple JUICE! Child: What do they have? Me: (To myself, in my head) Oh, Madison. Why can't you read? And mom? Why can't you speak to your child in a normal tone of voice? And folks behind them: Please note that it's not my fault that the line isn't moving. Blame it on Madison. Madison and her screaming mother. 12:14 AM - 19 April 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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