lobsterchick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Even Steven Christmas Nadine: My husband got me this peridot ring for Christmas! [Totally gorge, by the way] Me: My boyfriend got me this sapphire ring for Christmas! [Totally gorge, as you know] Kris: My husband got me a lawn-watering tractor for Christmas. [Silence from all] Kris: And I don't want to complain or anything, because he got me some other great stuff, but... Me: A tractor. Kris: Right. Later, as I give the receptionist her break... Me: So, Jim, how was your holiday? Jim: I got her this lawn tractor thing and it was apparently a terrible idea and I tried, I did, but I screwed up! Me: [Agog] Me: What did Kris get you? Jim: A black powder gun I hated. Me: Oh. So then you're all even. 9:41 PM - 27 December 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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