lobsterchick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The More You Know Due to recent discussions at work, certain facts have been brought to light, the most important of which is as follows: At least two people I work with have never used the Swiffer� Wet Jet. I know, right? You're sitting there, at your desk, your mouth hanging open. How could anyone not know about the single most important house-cleaning invention of the last two-hundred years? I do not know, my friends, I do not know. If you use a mop and bucket now, throw it out. I don't care how advanced you think it is, once you try the Swiffer� Wet Jet, you'll never believe you believed that a small plastic sheath that you had to twist was the way to go. Never again will you dump dirty water down the drain. No longer will you push dirt around the floor ineffectively. Instead, you will simply spray, Swiff, and throw the pad away. Unless you choose to look at the pad and clap your hands gleefully about all the dirt you've lifted from the floor. In which case, you will spray, Swiff, look at the pad, clap, then throw the pad away. And by the time you're finished throwing the pad in the trash, boom! The floor is dry. Then you can clap your hands some more. Seriously, folks, take heed. Don't make me start talking about the Lysol� ReadyBrush. 12:09 PM - 17 November 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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