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Two Things I Did Not Like At Work Yesterday
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Me: "Have you ever read People's 50 Most Beautiful People?"
Linda: "I've looked at it."
Me: "You know those beautiful women who are all, 'Oh, I'm not really beautiful, I'm uuuugly!' And how you want to kick their asses?"
Women I work with: "Yup."
Me: "I've wondered before if maybe I'm really that pretty, but I just don't know it. Like those women."
Everyone: Dead silence.
Me: "Or not."
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Architect, bringing me a document he has revised approximately 11,000 times, due to no error of mine, just 'cause he changed his mind a lot: "Here you go."
Me: "Oh, uh, goody?"
Architect: "Is there somewhere else you'd like me to put this?"
Me: "You don't want to know."
Architect: "I know. That's why I said that. I gave you the set-up."
What? Who sets someone else up for an easy, office-y, ho-ho-ho joke, that the up-setee is reluctant to take, and then points out that he set her up? Assbag.
12:32 PM - 10 November 2004
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