lobsterchick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Actual Conversation from This Evening Boy: "It would be cool to have kids with four arms. Think of all the stuff they could do!" Me: "We've talked about this before. I would have the extra arms snipped in the delivery room so they wouldn't be freaks." My mom: "You guys are freaks!" Me: "Come on. Kids are born with tails all the time but their parents have them removed before anyone spots it." Boy: "But they could hold lots of stuff!" My mom: "Can we stop talking about this?" A few minutes pass, in silence. Boy: "Or, wings. Wings would be cool." Me: "I would let them keep wings." 10:49 PM - 01 December 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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